dirkstr8der:

the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.

why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns

(via smileyoure-beautifulxo)

heavelykissescomefromgirls:

slapknot:

hussietakethecock:

height hair color gender what you like to do ect.

Gogogogo

Ready…. Set…. GOOOOOOOOO

Do it!!

(via skatles)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via sleepy-zombieboy)